Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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