Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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