idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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