hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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