I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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