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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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