question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
only if we run a train.
done.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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