I wish I could punch you in the face.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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