And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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