Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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