physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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