CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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