I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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