Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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