Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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