I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize