We're like a lot better than the average bears
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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