this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
we're so committed to being not committed
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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