Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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