I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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