Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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