Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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