Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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