dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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