i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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