me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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