dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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