I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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