Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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