Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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