so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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