If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
tell me about the fingering
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