this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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