Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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