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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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