I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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