I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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