Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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