Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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