it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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