i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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