Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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