Pappa wants mamma naked
honey bunches of taint.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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