Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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