got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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