Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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