So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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