It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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