They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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