she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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