at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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